Tomorrow is "Chaos Never Dies Day" (November 9)

JUST IN TIME FOR MID-TERM ELECTIONS 2022

U.S. Chaos Never Dies Day is on November 9 and we're already going a bit nutso finding ways to embrace the ... well ... the chaos of the world we live in. 

Turns out, there's no real way to escape the day-to-day crazy that life throws our way, but on CHAOS NEVER DIES DAY, take the time out to do something really disgusting ... like instituting the MLWA Act: MAKE LYING WRONG AGAIN.

In the event that your chosen candidates dO NOT win today's election, here is some great advice from Mr. Monster, as in "Cookie":

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