The Only New Year's Resolution You Need ...
HAVE A GREAT YEAR!
But just in case ...
List of 10 Resolves for 2022
- If you haven't lost weight by 2023, the hehaw with it.
- If you inherit a million dollars, inbox me.
- Learn to love reading a printed book all over again.
- Celebrate Betty White's 100th Birthday without her. She earned that.
- Put the da&^%&! GUNS DOWN!
- Celebrate every birthday in 2022 like it might be your last. It probably won't be, but don't take chances. Just remember: Better to be seen than viewed.
- Go off by yourself at least once a month. Anybody who isn't around when you get back didn't need you to begin with.
- Buy some crypto. You're probably going to need it soon.
- Try eating something this year that you didn't last year. Your taste buds change as you age.
- Try praying every day instead of just on special occasions. It can't hurt now.